Episode 162: 14th Anniversary Explosion!

Happy 14th!

Happy 14th!

Episode 162: 14th Anniversary Explosion!

As the 14th Anniversary of our first broadcast was on Sunday, today’s show is a retrocast of selections and samples from our earliest recorded programs from or KWVA years.  In the late ’90’s, College Radio (the kind of radio I prefer) was a very different place.  We had different technology, and a different approach to what qualified as entertainment.  Fortunately, the glory of cassette tapes has maintained a way for us to capture these broadcasts and re-present them to you here, and now.

However, there is a slightly sinister element to this episode, too.  In somewhat of a sequel to “It Looks Like Thousands Of Stars” (and episode from 18 July 2007), I accidentally encounter a space / time anomaly, where I encounter none other that DJ Really Sloppy, who has also become unstuck in time.  As I continue to experience the sounds of past radio programs, I hope that by listening to them may offer me a chance to return home afterward.  Will I?  Tune in and find out!

This episode was a lot of fun.  While the official archive of our programs does not include every show we aired (or, even, complete shows), we do have a number of recordings of the shows from our KWVA incarnation.  Digging through that archive – now digital, thank Earl – allowed me to pick some of the more well known moments captured on tape.  As you can tell, I was heavily influenced by Negativland’s “Over The Edge” program, and you’ll find that these mixes and whatnot are but the tip of the ice berg when it comes to what the show really was like.

Having done a lot of preliminary editing, there will be more “best of” programs as I sort and organize the material.  But this is a show I’ve been wanting to do since 2004, and only now do I have the technology to really bring it to you the way I was hoping I could.

Along with this show, we’ve also released a new podcast feed, entitled “14th Anniversary,” that we suggest as a compliment to this program.    It contains a number of programs that illustrate more of the kind of program this show was like in the early years, as well as some other anniversary broadcasts, including: an interview with Exene Cervenka, two programs featuring Holden Craft’s appearances on this show, and the surviving audio from our very first program on 15 April 1998.  It’s all part of the anniversary fun.

I hope you enjoy these strange and twisted audio creations I made during my radio show really late at night in Eugene during the late ’90’s after I would get fully loaded at the bar and broadcast on FM Radio.  They were as much fun to make as they are to describe.

See you in seven!

Explosion!

Part I: Two Turntables, To CD Players, And A Microphone

01.) Man… Or Astro-Man? Intro * 21 April 1999 * KWVA Radio
02.) Have A Cigar Re-Mix * 05 August 1998 * KWVA Radio
03.) Back In The Days Of Canadian Sport Fishing w/ The Ramen City Kid * 08 July 1998 * KWVA Radio
04.) Dub Narcotic Sound Re-Mix * 02 September 1998 * KWVA Radio
05.) Beastie Boys “License To Ill” Backwards * 02 September 1998 * KWVA Radio
06.) Excuse Me Put Pardon My Re-Mix * 19 August 1998 * KWVA Radio
07.) Grateful Dead Backwards * 14 April 1999 * KWVA Radio

Part II: Backwards sdrawkcaB

08.) April Stevens, The Weathergirl * 14 April 1999 * KWVA Radio
09.) The Sound Effects of Vince Guarldi * 30 December 1998 * KWVA Radio
10.) A Minute With The Pope * 13 January 1999 * KWVA Radio
11.) Nirvana “Incesticide” Backwards * 02 September 1998 * KWVA Radio
12.) Butthole Surfers Re-Mix * 19 August 1998 * KWVA Radio
13.) Mertz Commercial * 29 April 1998 * KWVA Radio
14.) Henry Rollins, Frankie Carle and Walter Carlos Get A Drink Late At Night * 27 January 1999 * KWVA Radio
15.) Praise The Lord Jesus * 28 April 1999 * KWVA Radio

Part III: “Face” b/w “The Cremation Of Sam McGee.”

16.) School Cancelations * 10 February 1999 * KWVA Radio
17.) Face Re-Mix * 02 September 1998 * KWVA Radio
18.) The Cremation Of Sam McGee * 23 December 1998 * KWVA Radio
19.) The Sound Effects Of White Christmas * 23 December 1998 * KWVA Radio
20.) The Passing Of Dick Clark w/ Holden Craft & The Pope * 13 January 1999 * KWVA Radio
21.) Hovercraft Outro * 27 May 1998 * KWVA Radio

Episode 039: The Legendary Holden Craft

Holden Craft & Austin Rich, circa 2007

Holden Craft & Austin Rich, circa 2007

Episode 039: The Legendary Holden Craft
(Featuring various recordings from Blasphuphmus Radio history where Holden Craft made appearances.)

An obscure bit-player from radio history is the focus of today’s show, as we replay classic bits from his radio broadcasts from the late ’90’s, and from his one appearance in 2006. Ladies & Gentlemen, I speak of none other than Mr. Holden Craft himself (pictured here, on the left).

This one has a special place in my heart, as Holden is one of my oldest friends, and really knows how to craft a great Shaggy Dog story.

Tune in next week, as I present something that has yet to be determined at this point! Can you stand the excitement?

See ya in seven!

Episode 017: The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua?

The Taco Bell Chihuahua?

Episode 017: “The Taco Bell Chihuahua” Retrocast
(Featuring a heavily edited version of a four hour broadcast from 11/18/98, with co-host Holden Craft)

Almost 11 years ago, Austin Rich & Holden Craft did the worst thing imaginable, live on the radio. But today, the past has (finally) caught up with him.

Watch out. This one gets a little ugly.

The Return of Holden Craft!

They Used To Call Him "The Juggler."

They Used To Call Him “The Juggler.”

The Return of Holden Craft! (KPSU Phase I Episode 085)

At this time, our program was on the air from 5 P.M. – 6 P.M.

Holden Craft used to be a regular fixture of the old “Church Of Blasphuphmus” show on KWVA in Eugene, and it was with fanfare and celebration that he was able to join me again for this special broadcast presentation. While his crow’s feet were only slightly more pronounced than they were in 1998, our banter was just a goofy and unscripted as it was back then. This one is for the old fans, who enjoyed the only news reports, or our slicing up on the Taco Bell Chiuauha on air. Thanks for joining me, buddy.

Playlist:

01.) Our Prayer * Brian Wilson
02.) Gee * Brian Wilson
03.) Heroes And Villians * Brian Wilson
04.) The Porpoise Song * …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
05.) Cold Cold Heart * The Flip Tops
06.) Forty Eight * Straitjacket
07.) Cool Kids * Screeching Weasel
08.) Rainbow Connection * Me First & The Gimme Gimmes
09.) Roll Plymouth Rock * Brian Wilson
10.) Gangster They Called Horizon-Man * Messer Chups
11.) Nite Nurses * Glass Candy
12.) It’s Her Factory * Gang Of Four
13.) Barnyard * Brian Wilson
14.) Old Master Painter * Brian Wilson
15.) You Are My Sunshine * Brian Wilson
16.) How Do You Afford Your Rock ‘N’ Roll Lifestyle? * Cake
17.) Love Rocket * Red Elvises
18.) Rocket Roll * Zolar X
19.) I Can’t Get Behind That * William Shatner & Henry Rollins
20.) Wonderful * Brian Wilson
21.) Never Say Never * Romeo Void
22.) Bastard Wants To Hit Me * They Might Be Giants
23.) Rex Cramer * Gomez

KPSU Playlist

Nic Fit

You Never Really Truly Quit

You Never Really Truly Quit

Nic Fit (KWVA Episode 042)

At this time, our program was on the air from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) Nic Fit (Sonic Youth) *
02.) Bacon Industry [Live] (KARP) *
03.) TV Party (Black Flag) *
04.) Whatshisname Hearts The Frumpies (The Frumpies) *
05.) Get That Girl (The Donnas) *
06.) Poon Tang (Deke Dickerson) *
07.) Murder Can Be Fun (The Phantom Surfers) *
08.) ?? (??) *
09.) ?? (The Rondelles) *
10.) ?? (The Fartz) *
11.) ?? (Misfits) *
12.) Frankie Carle, Henry Rollins, Sonic Youth And Myself Step Out For A Few Beers (Austin Rich) *
13.) ?? (NOMEANSNO) *
14.) Pistol Whipped / The Plumbing Game (KARP) *
15.) Side Effects Of Being Tired (Unwound) *
16.) A Respirator For Darth Vader (The Rebel Force Band) *
17.) Vampire Girl (Johnathan Richmond) *
18.) Love Will See You Through (Daniel Johnston) *
19.) Too Much Paranoias (Devo) *
20.) Berkley Is My Baby And I Want To Kill It (Blatz) *
21.) Wait A Minute (Wipers) *
22.) ?? (godheadSilo) *
23.) ?? (KARP) *
24.) I’m In Luck (Tight Bros. From Way Back When) *
25.) I’m Himmel Gibt’s Kein Bier (??) *
26.) 5-Piece Chicken Dinner / Lookin’ Down The Barrel Of A Gun (Beastie Boys) *
27.) Nic Fit (Sonic Youth)

The Pope Pays A Visit

He's Opening The Door To The Studio...

He’s Opening The Door To The Studio…

The Pope Pays A Visit (KWVA Episode 040)

At this time, our show was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

The Pope Pays A Visit

01.) ?? (The Frumpies)
02.) ?? (Unwound)
03.) ?? (Yo La Tengo)
04.) Down At The Drive-In (The Donnas)
05.) ?? (Royal Grand Prix)
06.) ?? (The Fartz)
07.) ?? (Satan’s Pilgrims)
08.) ?? (The Phantom Surfers)
09.) Crochet (Julie Ruin)
10.) Suicidal Failure (Suicidal Tendencies)
11.) ?? (Belle & Sebastian)
12.) He’s Outta Sight (The Rondelles)
13.) The Muppet Show Theme
14.) Chewie The Rookie Wookie (The Rebel Force Band)
15.) Secret Agent Man (The Plugz)
16.) Nan (Ween)
17.) Yellow, Black And Rectangular (Negativland)
18.) ?? (??)
19.) Barefootin’ At Yer Own Risk (Cathead)
20.) Love Theme From Kiss (Kiss)
21.) World War III Is A Giant Ice Cream Cone (King Missile [Dog Fly Religion])
22.) Save The Children (Sam & Joe)
23.) After School Special (Mr. Bungle)
24.) Do You Think I’m Sexy (Revolting Cocks)
25.) Laughing Polka (Lawrence Welk)
26.) ?? (Gert Wilden & His Orchestra)
27.) The Sounds Of Science (Beastie Boys)
28.) See You At Lakefair (KARP)
29.) Martin Scorsese (King Missile)
30.) Seether (Veruca Salt)

Breaking Down The Fourth Wall And Passing The Savings Onto You

Think Of The Savings!

Think Of The Savings!

Breaking Down The Fourth Wall And Passing The Savings Onto You w/ Holden Craft (KPSU Phase I Episode 039)

At this time, our program was on the air from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) Cotton Crown (Sonic Youth) *
02.) Fiction Friction (Unwound) *
03.) Connect 5 (KARP) *
04.) Basketcase (The Moog Cookbook) *
05.) Rock And Roll High School (Ramones) *
06.) Institutionalized (Suicidal Tendencies) *
07.) In Accordance With Natural Law / Strawberry Julius (Bikini Kill) *
08.) ?? (Satan’s Pilgrims) *
09.) You Meet The Nicest People On A Harley Bike (Phantom Surfers) *
10.) Don’t Fall In Love With An Android (The Rebel Force Band) *
11.) Battle Hymn Of Ronald Reagan (The Fartz) *
12.) She Is The One (The Hi-Fives) *
13.) ?? (The Rondelles) *
14.) ?? (Gert Wilden & Orchestra) *
15.) You Bite My Tongue (Unwound) *
16.) Keep Punching Joe (Daniel Johnston) *
17.) Captain Fantasy (Ween) *
18.) Mr. Johnson (King Missile [Dog Fly Religion]) *
19.) Red Baron (Vince Guarldi) *
20.) Soo Bawls (Devo) *
21.) ?? (The Tragically Hip) *
22.) Now Is The Time (Wipers)

The Post-Christmas, Pre-New Year’s Blues

The Winter SadsThe Post-Christmas, Pre-New Years Blues (KWVA Episode 038)

At this time, our program was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M on KWVA 98.1 FM in Eugene, OR.  Holden Craft was in studio, providing banter and selections.  Shows with him were always of a much different tone than with other guests (or even solo).  Holden has a very specific sense of humor that I allowed him to explore on the show, and he became a very popular part of the routine.  In this episode, he prepares one of his very first News Broadcasts, another bit that threatened to take over the entire show later on.  This holiday program is part of the “New Year Dawning” series, and I enjoy listening to again every Year.  Also of note: we mention Tonya, one of our listeners who always got up early to do homework, and would listen to us as she was studying.  Later she became a ‘zine subscriber, too.  (See “The Taco Bell Chihuahua” episode.)

Enjoy.

Playlist (No Commercials)

Hour 1 (35 Minutes?)

01.) KWVA ID

02.) Living In These Star Wars * The Rebel Force Band

03.) Doing The Show Using The Force * Austin Rich & Holden Craft

04.) Death Pact * Poison Idea
05.) White Minority * Black Flag
06.) Luv Luv Luv * Pansy Division
07.) Bricks * Crimpshrine

08.) Doing A White Shoutout * Austin Rich & Holden Craft

09.) Heroin * Velvet Underground
10.) Lalo Bossa Nova * Quincy Jones
11.) Vampiro * Satan’s Pilgrims
12.) Sheena Was A Punk Rocker * Phantom Surfers

13.) Steven’s Last Night In Town * Ben Folds Five
14.) Idiot’s Rule * The Fartz
15.) Shanghi Surprise * The Rondelles
16.) We’re Running Over * Royal Grand Prix

 

Hour 2 (51 MInutes?)

17.) KWVA ID Blah Blah * Austin Rich & Holden Craft

18.) No Time For Learning  Union 13
19.) National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds * Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo
20.) Giveaway Pile * Frumpies
21.) Oh, Good Grief Effects * Vince Guarldi & Austin Rich
22.) Nice Shot Man – Luni Tuned * Filter
23.) Oh My Dear (Falling In Love) 
 Ween

24.) The News * Holden Craft (Theme Music: “Vertigogo” by Combustible Edison)

25.) 1:00 / Erotomatica  Servotron)
26.) La Mer (Beyond The Sea) * Bobby Darin
27.) I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone * Sleater-Kinny
28.) Okinowa Rasta Beef * The Boredoms
29.) Better Off Dead * Wipers
30.) Fitter Happier * Radiohead
31.) How Do You Afford Your Rock And Roll Lifestyle? * Cake
32.) Monobrow 
 The Rapemen

33.) You Know The Drill * Austin Rich & Holden Craft

34.) Prove My Love * Violent Femmes

35.) KWVA Legal ID

Ben Hur

The Chariot Race Of Radio Broadcasting

The Chariot Race Of Radio Broadcasting

Ben Hur w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 034)

At this time, our program was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) ?? (Social Distortion) *
02.) ?? (Southern Culture On The Skids) *
03.) Ben Hur Title Theme *
04.) Remainder (Rites Of Spring) *
05.) Usual Dosage (Unwound) *
06.) ?? (??) *
07.) You’re In Love, Charlie Brown (Vince Guarldi) *
08.) No You Don’t Even Know (The Butchies) *
09.) ?? (The Fartz) *
10.) I Gots A Weasel (Ween) *
11.) The Clock Is Ticking (Cathead) *
12.) Whiskey Bottle (Uncle Tupelo) *
13.) I Walk The Line (Johnny Cash) *
14.) ?? (Old 97s) *
15.) Crazy (Patsy Cline) *
16.) Rocky Mountain Rescue (KARP) *
17.) Methodist Coloring Book (Dead Milkmen) *
18.) Loser (The Queers) *
19.) Rest Haven (McRad) *
20.) UGI (Julie Ruin) *
21.) Malice & Discontent (The Frumpies) *
22.) California Uber Alles (Dead Kennedys) *
23.) Ramp Song (JFA) *
24.) ?? (Ben Hur Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) *
25.) Dominant Force (McRad) *
26.) Jesus Christ Was An Only Child (Modest Mouse) *
27.) I Can’t Stop (The Rondelles) *
28.) Car Bomb (Negativland) *
29.) Sleep The Clock Around (Belle & Sebastian) *
30.) Sex And Dying In High Society (X) *
31.) There’s A New Sound (The Muppets) *
32.) Satisfaction (Devo) *
33.) ?? (Ben Hur Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) *
34.) Rock And Roll Creation (Spinal Tap) *
35.) Rock And Roll All Nite (Kiss) *
36.) Detachable Penis (King Missile) *
37.) She’s A Hunchback (The Dickies) *
38.) I Have A Date (The Vandals) *
39.) Peper (Butthole Surfers) *
40.) One Reporter’s Opinion (Minutemen) *
41.) Two Lips, Two Lungs And One Tongue (NOMEANSNO) *
42.) Weightless At Zero Return / Quasi-Man (Man… Or Astro-Man?) *
43.) ?? (Ben Hur Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 032)

This show was on the air from 4 A.M. – 7 A.M.

01.) Piss Up A Rope (Ween) *
02.) Dirty Boots (Sonic Youth) *
03.) Girl Hunt (Dead Milkmen) *
04.) The Hurdy Gurdy Man (Butthole Surfers) *
05.) Theme From Superman (John Williams) *
06.) ?? (??) *
07.) Hexezscene (Unwound) *
08.) ?? (??) *
09.) ?? (The 5.6.7.8’s) *
10.) The Flying Sequence / Can You Read My Mind? (John Williams) *
11.) ?? (Misfits) *
12.) The Wonder Of It (??) *
13.) ?? (Jon Cougar Concentration Camp) *
14.) I Think I Love Her (??) *
15.) The March Of The Villians (John Williams) *
16.) ?? (??) *
17.) ?? (The Rondelles) *
18.) Do You Wanna Donuts? (The Frumpies) *
19.) I Wanna Know What Love Is (Julie Ruin) *
20.) ?? (??) *
21.) Mystery Science Theater 3,000 Love Theme (Man… Or Astro-Man?) *
22.) Rags And Bones (NOMEANSNO) *
23.) Song For The Dumped (Ben Folds Five) *
24.) Chasing Rockets (John Williams) *
25.) Paranoid Android (Radiohead) *
26.) Lungful Of Water (Weird Little Boy) *
27.) Ode To My Car (Adam Sandler) *
28.) End Title Theme (John Williams) *
29.) Molly (Ween) *
30.) And She Was (Talking Heads) *
31.) Violenza Domesticata (Mr. Bungle) *
32.) The James Bond Theme (Naked City) *
33.) The Diamond Sea [25 Min. Mix] (Sonic Youth) *
34.) Lust For Life (Iggy Pop) *
35.) Will Ye Be Proud (The Real McKenzies) *
36.) ?? (Sounthern Culture On The Skids)

Election Update ’98 (Running At 70% Evil)

Evil?  Not Evil?  Who's To Say?

Evil? Not Evil? Who’s To Say?

Election Update ’98 (Running At 70% Evil) w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 030)

At this time, our program was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) Fast Lane (??) *
02.) ?? (Julie Ruin) *
03.) Lifetime Achievement Award (Unwound) *
04.) ?? (??) *
05.) Free Love (The Fartz) *
06.) I Wish I Could Live On TV (??) *
07.) ?? (??) *
08.) ?? (Onamatapia) *
09.) Sounds Of The San Francisco Adult Bookstores (Narrated by Ryan Kerr, Presented by The Golding Institute) *
10.) You Got A Brain [So Use It] (The Fartz) *
11.) ?? (??) *
12.) The Lonely One (Wipers) *
13.) My Tunnel (Germs) *
14.) One Potato (The 5.6.7.8’s) *
15.) I’ll Never Marry (Daniel Johnston) *
16.) ?? (??) *
17.) Got No Brains (??) *
18.) Suicide Machine (Hum) *
19.) Halloween Candy (Spinnanes) *
20.) Monks (King Missile III) *
21.) Dose In My Version? (Cathead) *
22.) A Shot In The Dark (Naked City) *
23.) Can U Taste The Waste? (Ween)

The Religious Hour

In The Early Days of Our Program

In The Early Days of Our Program

The Religious Hour w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 029)

At this time, our program was on the air from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) The End Of All Things (NOMEANSNO) *
02.) Hope (R.E.M.) *
03.) Country Western Song (Andre Williams) *
04.) ?? (Jon Cougar Concentration Camp) *
05.) ?? (??) *
06.) The Diamond Sea (Sonic Youth) *
07.) No One Wants An Alien (Wipers) *
08.) ?? (??) *
09.) Awesome Sound (Ween) *
10.) ?? (??) *
11.) Spank Thru (Nirvana) *
12.) Zombie Rockin’ (??) *
13.) Rising Blood (Unwound) *
14.) Pistol Whipped / The Plumbing Song (KARP) *
15.) ?? (??) *
16.) Phallic (Cathead) *
17.) ?? (??) *
18.) Despair Came Knocking (Daniel Johnston) *
19.) American Suicide (??) *
20.) ?? (??) *
21.) Come Out Tonight (Steven Jesse Bernstein) *
22.) Psycho Killer (Talking Heads) *
23.) Full Grown (Jon Spencer Blues Explosion) *
24.) Devil’s Haircut (Beck) *
25.) Sunday You Need Love (Oblivians) *
26.) Range Life (Pavement) *
27.) Straight Up (The Supermodles)

Music With Lots Of Cussing In It

I Swear

I Swear

Music With Lots Of Cussing In It w/ Holden Craft & Brandy (KWVA Episode 026)

At this time, our program was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Playlist:

01.) Persistent Vision (Rites Of Spring) *
02.) Dem Blues (Daniel Johnston) *
03.) Throw It Away (The Germs) *
04.) Black Sheep (??) *
05.) Crack (Dennis Leary) *
06.) Murder Movies (Unwound) *
07.) Take Me To The Moon (??) *
08.) Pussy Stank (Andre Williams) *
09.) Mother-In-Law (Squirrle Nut Zippers) *
10.) ‘Luudes (Dennis Leary) *
11.) Generation X (Screeching Weasel) *
12.) Save The Children (Sam & Joe) *
13.) Backstrokin’ (Mr. Bungle) *
14.) Trials Of Being A Jedi (Supergenius) *
15.) Gdelp Me (Cathead) *
16.) Pablo Picasso (The Burning Sensations) *
17.) Mary Christ (Sonic Youth) *
18.) Crackity Jones (Pixies) *
19.) Oh Johnny (Ella Fitzgerald) *
20.) Spitfire (The Spinannes) *
21.) Which Describes How You’re Feeling (They Might Be Giants) *
22.) I Love To Smoke (Dennis Leary) *
23.) Bastard Of Disguise (KARP) *
24.) Frank Mills (Lemonheads) *
25.) Gratitude (Beastie Boys) *
26.) ?? (??) *
27.) Depression Day Dinner (Dead Milkmen) *
28.) Old Fashioned Millionaire (Eartha Kitt) *
29.) The Little Baby (Dinosaur Jr.) *
30.) Eric The Half-A-Bee (Monty Python) *
31.) ?? (??) *
32.) Meat (Dennis Leary) *
33.) Then I Fucked Her (Oblivians)

The Evil Show

The Stamp Of Evil

The Stamp Of Evil

The Evil Show w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 025)

At this time, our program was on the air from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) ?? (Titwrench) *
02.) Luv Luv Luv (Pansy Division) *
03.) Identity Crisis (Screeching Weasel) *
04.) Bring Me My Shit Back (Andre Williams) *
05.) ?? (Crimpshrine) *
06.) Money Money Money (9th Life) *
07.) ?? (Misfits) *
08.) Sex Boy (Germs) *
09.) The Shit You Hear At Parties (Thurston Moore) *
10.) Walk In The Wind (Daniel Johnston) *
11.) Theme (Rites Of Spring) *
12.) She Don’t Use Jelly (Flaming Lips) *
13.) Lady Elect (Unwound) *
14.) Pizza Man (Old Skull) *
15.) Paperback Romance (Cathead) *
16.) Berkley Is My Baby [And I Want To Kill It] (The Blatz) *
17.) Pretty Ugly (Lunachicks) *
18.) Suck (Pigface) *
19.) The Day Everything Became Nothing (NOMEANSNO) *
20.) Up On Th’ Hill [Trad.] (Ween) *
21.) L’ Anarchie Pour le U.K. *
22.) Mass Defect (Operation Re-Information) *
23.) Get Rhythm (Johnny Cash) *
24.) A Good Hard Look (King Missile III) *
25.) Evil Will Prevail (Flaming Lips) *
26.) I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die (They Might Be Giants) *
27.) Sleep Part II: Carry Stress In The Jaw (Mr. Bungle) *
28.) Blues X Man (Jon Spencer Blues Explosion) *
29.) Id Ego (Bishop Of Battle) *
30.) Push Th’ Little Daisies (Ween) *
31.) Sferic Waves (Man… Or Astro-Man?) *
32.) The Greatest Taste Around (Negativland) *
33.) My Friend Goo (Sonic Youth)

Naughty Music

So Dirty

So Dirty

Naughty Music w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 024)

At this time, our program was on the air from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

Partial Playlist:

01.) I Like To Say Fuck (Slam Suzanne) *
02.) ?? (??) *
03.) Dig That Ulysess Mad Pad Scene (Nation Of Ulysess) *
04.) My Favorite Show Is 90210 (Jon Cougar Concentration Camp) *
05.) Ettiquette (Daniel Johnston) *
06.) Party With Me Punker (Free Kitten) *
07.) War Ensemble (Slayer) *
08.) Lion’s Share (Germs) *
09.) ?? (??) *
10.) How Do You Afford Your Rock And Roll Lifestyle? (Cake) *
11.) Answering Machine (Bruce McCullouch) *
12.) Pigeon Breath (Cathead) *
13.) ?? (9th Life) *
14.) Lie Still, Little Bottle (They Might Be Giants) *
15.) Freak Scene (Dinosaur Jr.) *
16.) Jesus Was Way Cool (King Missile) *
17.) Doomed Metropolis (Bishop Of Battle) *
18.) Sick Boys (Social Distortion) *
19.) Tick (Ween) *
20.) Chemical Marriage (Mr. Bungle) *
21.) Rheostat (Operation Re-Information) *
22.) Gay / Not Gay (King Missile) *
23.) Alluminum Of Glass: The Memo (Negativland) *
24.) Destination Earth (Man… Or Astro-Man?) *
25.) Sonic Reducer (Dead Boys) *
26.) Bad Time For Bonzo (The Damned)

Learn How To Type

Ready?  Type.

Ready? Type.

Learn How To Type w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 017)

This show was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

01.) Hear How To Touch Type Part I *
02.) ?? (NOMEANSNO) *
03.) ?? (Deadbolt) *
04.) ?? (??) *
05.) A Woman With The Skin Of The Moon (Mike Patton) *
06.) ?? (Bomboras) *
07.) Runnin’ Thru My Bones (Tight Bros. From Way Back When) *
08.) A Lizard With The Skin Of Woman (Mike Patton) *
09.) ?? (??) *
10.) ?? (??) *
11.) The Sound Of Jazz To Come / N.O.U.S.P.T.D.A. (Nation Of Ulysess) *
12.) Catheter (Mike Patton) *
13.) Loser (The Queers) *
14.) Take The Skinheads Bowling (Camper Van Beethoven) *
15.) Strong Influence (Supergenius) *
16.) A Dead Dog Laughing In A Cloud (Daniel Johnston) *
17.) Rice’s Meow (Rice) *
18.) ?? (Crimpshrine) *
19.) Ah-So! (5.6.7.8’s) *
20.) “Fix It So The Bruises Don’t Show” (Mike Patton) *
21.) Have A Cigar (Primus) *
22.) Hear How To Type Part II *
23.) Treats To The Soul (KARP) *
24.) Daddy’s On The Drink Again (Bruce McCullouch) *
25.) Now Showing (Anachronauts) *
26.) Robot Sex [Watercolors] (Mike Patton) *
27.) Slap On Some Pants [Trail Mix] (Men’s Recovery Project) *
28.) Courage (??) *
29.) Cheepnis [Live] (Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention) *
30.) A Ceremony Of Senses, An Alibi In The Red Light District (Mike Patton) *
31.) Rawhide (Dead Kennedys) *
32.) Daria (Cake) *
33.) Hear How To Type III *
34.) I Hate It Too (Hum) *
35.) Butterfly In A Glass Maze (Mike Patton) *
36.) Hear How To Type Part IV

An Audio Obstacle Course

Left Channel, Standard Recording Level

Left Channel, Standard Recording Level

An Audio Obstacle Course w/ Holden Craft (KWVA Episode 011)

At this time, the show was on from 4 A.M. – 6 A.M.

01.) An Audio Obstacle Course Part I *
02.) ?? (The Bomboras) *
03.) Hot Chocolate (Shonen Knife) *
04.) ?? (NOMEANSNO) *
05.) Mr. Roboto (Styx) *
06.) An Audio Obstacle Course Part II *
07.) ?? (Slayer) *
08.) Gredo Plays Himself (Supergenius) *
09.) Hot Shit, Cold Piss (Jon Cougar Concentration Camp) *
10.) Linus & Lucy (Vince Guarldi) *
11.) The Swinburn Stomp (The Fugs) *
12.) The Man From F.U.C.K. Y.O.U. [Live] (Man… Or Astro Man?) *
13.) An Audio Obstacle Course Part III *
14.) I Can’t Drive 55 (Sammy Hagar) *
15.) Heroin Pig (Bruce McCullouch) *
16.) Punk As An Ulterior Motive (Oswald 5-0) *
17.) Ziggy Stardust (The Moog Cookbook) *
18.) Night Court Theme *
19.) An Audio Obstacle Course Part IV *
20.) I Lost On Jeopardy (“Weird Al” Yankovic) *
21.) Country Feedback (R.E.M.) *
22.) Big Bottom (Spinal Tap) *
23.) ?? (The Halo Benders) *
24.) John E. Smokes (The Butthole Surfers) *
25.) Love Song (The Damned) *
26.) Australian Table Wines (Monty Python) *
27.) An Audio Obstacle Course Part V *
28.) My Ass Is On Fire (Mr. Bungle)